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Prank Calls
Hey, everybody, I.P Freely!
Hey, guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap.
I wanna Seymour Butts.
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, one of you guys has gotta be a Homer Sexual!
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here? Alright, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?
Phone call for a Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Moe's Answers to prank calls:
Listen you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out
who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Listen you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna poke out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip you face off!
Listen to me you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylan, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay?